Top 10 Things You Hate to Hear on an Airplane

1.This is your captain speaking. I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but if the child out on the starboard wing belongs to anyone, would you please alert the flight attendant?

2.I’m sorry sir but you have one more child than you have tickets for.

3.Boy, Dad, you sure made a loud noise in the bathroom…and what is that smell?

4.Dad, wasn’t there an engine attached to the wing when we took off?

5.Psst, Dad, this big fat lady next to me is squishing me.

6.I know I just went, but I gotta go again.

7.How much longer?

8.How much longer?

9.How much longer?

10. Honey, you take care of the kids and wake me when the plane lands.

and a bonus:

“This is your captain speaking. I have some bad news. We have lost all navigational & communication devices and and we have no idea where we are. We are almost out of fuel and the engines are failing one by one.But I have good news…we are making excellent time.”

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About zookeeper12

I am the very blessed mother of 12 and wife to Craig. We are God's favorites. Oops. I think that might have been a secret. We have been homeschooling since 1992 and recently received new curriculum in the form of a catering business started in November of 2010. Our newest season of adventure comes with 2 grandbabies and I'm sure God has more in store for us! Oh, and we're all pretty goofy. This blog is pretty random - everything from recipes and organization to spiritual issues and child raising.I might go on an occasional political rant but so many are already doing that, I will try to restrain myself and save it for the "pros." This is also a journal of our adventures as a family. So many folks have asked me to write a book - this is the best I can do and there are enough books on big, homeschooling families. I'm too random for a book anyway. What's not shared is lost. That's why I'm here.

Posted on April 20, 2009, in How droll! and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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